Omar's antiques

Ryan Omar, my youngest child is not only playful and babyish, he's also funny and unpredictable. The following were heard these last few days...

Scene 1: Omar watching Playhouse Disney

Mom : Omar... mandi. Dah nak maghrib ni...

Omar: Mom! The TV said don't go away... (commercial break)... so macam mana Omar nak mandi..!

Mom : Ouhhhhhhhh!!!

Scene 2: Omar playing Lego and chatting with kakak

Omar : Kakak, kalau boy meets gal, then diaorang kawin then dapat anak, mesti dia gemuk..

Kakak : Huh? Sapa gemuk?

Omar : Orang lelaki lah...

Kakak : Ohhh... ye ke?

Omar : Ye lah... tengok Daddy tu.. kan gemuk!

Kakak : Eh tak semestinya... tengok uncle Herman tu.. tak gemuk pun (referring to my BIL)

Omar : (quiet and continue playing)

Mommy in the kitchen : (oucchhh... poor Daddy!)

Scene 3 : Omar watching TV with Abang

Omar suddenly turned to Abang and said...

Omar : Abang... jom main lawan lawan..

Abang : Abang nak tengok TV ni

Omar : Alahhh Abang .. dah lama kita tak main lawan-lawan. Kat asrama ada tak orang main lawan lawan?

Abang : Tak ada..

Omar : Ha habis tu jom lahh.. (and with that he attacked Abang.. and the wrestling session begins..)

Oh Omar... the entertainer!